just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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