is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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