It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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