well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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