we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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