we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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