i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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