Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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