"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
