He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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