Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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