idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We smell like vodka and hangover
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