it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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