I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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