Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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