Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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