they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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