...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
ttyl tear gas
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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