i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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