Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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