Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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