hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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