why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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