Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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