ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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