Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
how do flat chested girls get laid?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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