he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I will pee on everything he values.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
my liver is dry heaving
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
