mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I look better un-naked...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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