I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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