Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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