White coat. Heels.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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