i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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