I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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