I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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