Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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