I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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