Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
