We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
