She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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