Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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