I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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