She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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