awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You can't motorboat a personality
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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