trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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