susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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