people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?