where am i from again
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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