I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico