sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.