Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
