Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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