even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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