Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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