My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
