If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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