how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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