There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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